“All I Get Is This Crappy Spoon” Engraved Birthday Spoon – 30cm

The spoon that speaks the truth! Laser engraved with “[Age] years old and all I get is this crappy spoon” – the ultimate sarcastic milestone gift for 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th or anyone who loves a proper moan.

Make it even more personal

• Choose the age from the dropdown
• Add any name or extra dig on the handle
• Solid beech, food-safe, wash before using
• Made to order in our family workshop – dispatched in 1–2 days

Because let’s be honest… they were never going to buy you that yacht.

✓ Free UK delivery  ✓ 30-day returns  ✓ Made with love in the UK