“Happy Birthday Old Bastard” Engraved Wooden Spoon – 30 cm

The birthday spoon that says what everyone’s thinking! This solid 30 cm beech spoon is laser engraved with “Happy [Age] Birthday Old Bastard” – the ultimate rude but affectionate gift for his 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th or any milestone where he’s earned the title.

Make it even cheekier

• Choose the age from the dropdown
• Add any name or short message on the handle
• Wash before use
• Made to order in our family workshop – dispatched in 1–2 days

Guaranteed to get a laugh on the big day.

✓ Free UK delivery  ✓ 30-day returns  ✓ Made with love in the UK